[See title], I see you've found my blog. And by 'found' I mean that I probably sent you here from my facebook.
I don't know what I'm expecting, setting up a blog like this. I mean besides instant gratification and endless support and respect from everyone on the intrawebs.
OH wait! I know what I'm expecting now. 2 cents a word from my parents for every post I make on this. Not to mention any revenue I make from someone clicking on one of the ads on this site (I'm not selling out. I'm just an avid user and supporter of whatever happens to be advertised at the moment I promise.)
So, I'm being paid by the word. Every single word. Like these words. And those. This is easy. I could do this all day. Wheeee! Is 'wheeee!' a word? No? Then don't expect to ever see it again on this blog. All words, all the time! Goodbye contractions! I'l- I will have a new laptop in no time!
But seriously though, there is a more important reason for why I have entered the giant world known as Blogosphere. It is not just the money (mostly). It is because I have something to say (About how much I want money). Something important(ly money-related).
Like everyone else in the world, I have opinions. And I'm just egotistical enough to think that people will care to know what those opinions are. Through movie reviews, book reviews, short stories (Such as Penguin Holmes), rants, ramblings, incoherent slurrings, or any other medium that catches my fancy, I have decided to impose upon you pure, concentrated me.
So welcome to my blog, The Ignoble Ignoramous. Because nothing is more important to me than my own opinions.
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